Reviews (23)

What a nice toy

My bestie said she loves it

Awsome sauce, Why I didn't get this sooner .. Wow

Suction is awesome. I had to use two hands to pull it off my wall. I haven't tried it yet but it looks really thick. I didnt realize 2 inches was that big as well. I don't think I will use this yet since I have to make my way up to the length and thickness. However, it was worth every penny! It feels nice in my hands too!

Well hello, everyone! Im a 6'3 250lb Puerto Rican male. I originally bought this fun-fun toy for my familys annual reinactment of jurrasic park 3. ... IT WORKED PERFECT. My aunt and uncle enjoyed it so much they decided to buy 3 more for themselves and the big black edition for their Chiua Poodle mix, Scruffles. I've been moaning so loud my neighbors have become concerned I've recommended it to them all. Thank you so much will buy again.

The material is very jelly like, in a good way though. the veins are so realistic. I haven’t use the suction cup function yet but tested it after it arrived & it’s pretty study

I needed something to out dick my others and this filled the spot

Love it

This!! Omg, if you want a realistic huge c**k, & stretched a** this is for you! Veins are intense, a bit overboard if you ask me. But overall, just looking at it turns me on!!

Feels like a real cock by about 95% worth buying.

Love it mmmm

Perfect size. Natural feeling.

So... very... awesome!! Wait, let me start with the mundane points, not the naughty ones. Ok, so...1. Don't worry about your mail or delivery person knowing what you bought because it'll be in a plain box (see pictures) before being shipped in whatever box or packaging dildosir.com stuffs it in, so your secret is safe.2. If, like me, you have a whole toy box of delightful goodies, you know there are dildos out there that have that chemical smell that can be a turn off, but not this one. It's all about the turn ON.Now on to the good stuff! Let me begin by saying, oh sweet mother of dildos, this thing is divine!!1. At 8 of insertible length, it's longer than the average real thing, and with nearly 2 of width, it's got more girth as well (pictured with 3 standard rolls of quarters to provide scale.) That said, it's not too big unless you have a narrow or shallow vaginal tunnel, but even then (or if you don't have a vaginal tunnel at all) you can count on this gorgeous guy to do a thrilling job banging on your back door. Just be sure to use lots of lube.2. The suction cup works well, especially if you wet it first, and adheres to any smooth, clean surface such as your bathtub or shower walls, the front of your closet door, or a securely mounted mirror; and the exaggerated head ridge and veins make for a beautifully bumpy ride.3. It's not too bendy, not too firm. Like Goldilocks would say, it's juuuust right.4. If, instead of using it AS a bed-mate, you plan to use it IN a bed-mate, the pseudo-balls work as a hand-filling handle, letting you go to town with it however hard they want you to.5. Short of using it to pound nails in a wall, it's sturdy enough to enjoy for years to *ahem* come. Sorry, couldn't help myself.Overall, I'm very pleased (and pleasured) by this purchase and eagerly look forward to the many ways I and my significant other will play with our newest toy.

Love it I will purchase more ?

so impressed, its so soft and easy to clean

Great fun for her when I'm away on business

I’m very pleased with my purchase.

My first ever dildo!I LOVE this!! It's a bit big, can't get it in all the way... yet ;)Completely discreet packaging.Can't go wrong with this one!I used it in the shower for the first time and let's just say I was late to work because I couldn't get enough!!

Good suction almost as big as mine

I got this to spice things up in the bedroom with my lady. It is huge and very long. Compared to me this thing is bigger and let me tell you. It goes in deeper too. First time I tried it, my lady came so hard. We still have this toy and use it from time to time. I typically was it with a loofa and body wash. Idk if that is the right way to do it but it is how I use it.This toy does set the mood and helps any man satisfy any woman. I have been more than one woman in the past years since I got this and I re order it. It satisfies them and they love using it. It does not open them up as one would imagine and make them loose if thats what you worry about. The plastic smell is not too strong and fades so I typically use it when doing cunnilingus and let me tell you. It is just what women love. I may reorder this toy if I find another partner.