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The material is very jelly like, in a good way though. the veins are so realistic. I haven’t use the suction cup function yet but tested it after it arrived & it’s pretty study

So... very... awesome!! Wait, let me start with the mundane points, not the naughty ones. Ok, so...1. Don't worry about your mail or delivery person knowing what you bought because it'll be in a plain box (see pictures) before being shipped in whatever box or packaging dildosir.com stuffs it in, so your secret is safe.2. If, like me, you have a whole toy box of delightful goodies, you know there are dildos out there that have that chemical smell that can be a turn off, but not this one. It's all about the turn ON.Now on to the good stuff! Let me begin by saying, oh sweet mother of dildos, this thing is divine!!1. At 8 of insertible length, it's longer than the average real thing, and with nearly 2 of width, it's got more girth as well (pictured with 3 standard rolls of quarters to provide scale.) That said, it's not too big unless you have a narrow or shallow vaginal tunnel, but even then (or if you don't have a vaginal tunnel at all) you can count on this gorgeous guy to do a thrilling job banging on your back door. Just be sure to use lots of lube.2. The suction cup works well, especially if you wet it first, and adheres to any smooth, clean surface such as your bathtub or shower walls, the front of your closet door, or a securely mounted mirror; and the exaggerated head ridge and veins make for a beautifully bumpy ride.3. It's not too bendy, not too firm. Like Goldilocks would say, it's juuuust right.4. If, instead of using it AS a bed-mate, you plan to use it IN a bed-mate, the pseudo-balls work as a hand-filling handle, letting you go to town with it however hard they want you to.5. Short of using it to pound nails in a wall, it's sturdy enough to enjoy for years to *ahem* come. Sorry, couldn't help myself.Overall, I'm very pleased (and pleasured) by this purchase and eagerly look forward to the many ways I and my significant other will play with our newest toy.

Well hello, everyone! Im a 6'3 250lb Puerto Rican male. I originally bought this fun-fun toy for my familys annual reinactment of jurrasic park 3. ... IT WORKED PERFECT. My aunt and uncle enjoyed it so much they decided to buy 3 more for themselves and the big black edition for their Chiua Poodle mix, Scruffles. I've been moaning so loud my neighbors have become concerned I've recommended it to them all. Thank you so much will buy again.

I was a little taken aback when I saw how BIG it is. I'm 5'8 and 155 lbs and i couldn't get it balls deep but I came trying! It's the perfect thickness though, I hadn't planned on using it immediately but when I grabbed it out of the box I got turned on feeling it in my hand. It won't fit thru the middle of a roll of toilet paper. It is very realistic && it has great suction. I used it on a mirror and the laminate faux-wood flooring of my apartment. I had to really actually try to break the suction whe. It was said and done. Only thing that could make it better would be maybe an in / in and a half shorter. Overall my new favorite insertable.

Good suction almost as big as mine

What a nice toy

I needed something to out dick my others and this filled the spot

O yes feels good

Personally I would not recommend to a beginner, it's even too big for myself but it does it's job and it's really well designed. Tested the suction cup to my nightstand and it definitely was difficult to pull off so that's good I suppose !

Only 1 word describes this big member its wow..I used this big boy 5 times on the first day I got it..

good starter

One of the best dildos I have used in a long time.

I went in, super confident, but most of it does go in, so heck yeah. it's just the thickness that get you thinking, maybe I should've gotten smaller.

Amazing product. Nice material, good detail, perfect size. You'll roll your eyes and try to take it all.

Not for beginners. This thing is huge! Nothing as described per dimensions. I think it's actually larger than what's shown. Feels great once you get used to it though.

Absolutely love my new toy! Feels so real! So easy to clean! Suction is so strong, strongest Ie ever had! Love love love love!!!

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Fantastic material, no weird smells, cleans nicely, suctions great on tile and surprisingly well on walls, girthy, and long for sure.